How clean can it be?

I have to clean my garage. It's bad. My workbenches are piled about a foot high with crap. Every time I need a tool, I have to look for twenty minutes to find it. I think I've lost most of my phillips screwdrivers. The shelves have stuff that hasn't been touched in years. When was the last time I went Boogie Boarding? Nine years ago! Why do I have a Boogie Board? I don't know! I do know that I need an intervention in my garage. Something has got to give. The internets call me and I avoid the garage.